Doctor Who Series 9 Episode 12 - Hell Bent - Review

Starring: Peter Capaldi, Jenna Coleman, Donald Sumpter & Maisie Williams
Written By: Steven Moffat
Directed By: Rachel Talalay
 
QUICK NOTE - This is going to be a LONG spoiler-filled review...
 
In the many years that he's been writing for Doctor Who, Steven Moffat has created many engaging story lines and series arcs, and me feel a range of emotions in each of his episodes. The beautiful story that was The Girl In The Fireplace left me feeling heartbroken by the time the credits rolled, while both The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang left me feeling stunned at the vast scale it encompassed. However, I can't honestly say I've felt angry or been left in a rage after sitting through an episode he penned. Up to now, The Beast Below and especially The Doctor, The Widow & The Wardrobe have been his weakest episodes – but even they don't make me mad, rather disappointed. Well, it only took ten years of writing for the show, but for the first time, Steven Moffat has made me livid. Coming directly after the wonderful Heaven Sent, I am genuinely perplexed as to how a writer can reach that level of success and then crash so far and so heavy. Buckle up, because for the first time since Love & Monsters, it's time to tear an episode to pieces.
 
Escaped from his confession dial, the Doctor has returned to Gallifrey, hidden away at the end of the universe. His first priority is to deal with Lord President Rassilon and the High Council, and their despicable actions in the last great Time War. This confrontation will finally bring both Gallifrey and the Time Lords face to face with the Hybrid – a creature forged from two great warrior races that will stand in the ruins of the planet. But who or what is the Hybrid?
 
From that synopsis, it seems like you would have to try harder to make this episode fail than you would to make it succeed. However, the episode described is in no way the episode we eventually got. All the trailers and promotional material pointed towards a fiery confrontation between the Doctor and the Time Lords, one that could even risk tearing Gallifrey apart. How can you get that wrong? The episode we got instead was … a catastrophic mess, and what makes it even worse is that its a mess that could have so easily been averted.
 
Well, before I get to the mountainous amount of things that this episode got wrong, did it manage to get ANYTHING right? Well, I have to admit that I did like the first twenty minutes of the episode - when it actually focused on what it should have spent all its time on. The sequences where Rassilon runs scared of the Doctor, and keeps sending decoys, such as the General or other members of the High Council make for some great build-up to the actual confrontation between the two Time Lords. The confrontation itself is also great to watch, and well-written – and shows brilliantly how the Doctor and his words are really the most dangerous weapon you could possibly have, as in a matter of minutes, he is able to turn Rassilon's forces against him. Donald Sumpter gave Rassilon a strong presence, and while it didn't quite top Timothy Dalton's performance as Rassilon in The End Of Time, it was still brilliant. These opening twenty minutes are also accompanied by some gorgeous production values, and Gallifrey itself has never looked more beautiful. Rachel Talalay's direction is just as strong as it was last week, and it compliments both the interior and location shots really well.
 
However, the moment that Rassilon leaves Gallifrey, the episode goes drastically downhill, and never finds its way up again. Anything good that could be said about this episode has been said, and from now on, it just becomes a long list of problems. Literally, most of this review will just be a list of problems. First up, following that great scene where the Doctor is able to turn Rassilon's forces against him, Rassilon is kicked off Gallifrey on a shuttle, and that's it from him … for the rest of the episode … he's not heard of again at all. Is this a joke? Rassilon, the most powerful Time Lord and President of the High Council, ever to live on Gallifrey is kicked off his own planet as simple as that?! At the time, I was desperately hoping for the episode to carry on and see something like Gallifrey entering a state of civil war, with two factions, one supporting the Doctor, and the other supporting Rassilon, battle it out for the remainder of the episode. But no. Where's the unstoppable president that we saw throughout the classic series and again in The End Of Time?
 
So, twenty minutes in, instead of opting for the arguably simpler but more entertaining route, what do we spend the next forty-five minutes doing? Well, the Doctor orders the use of an extraction chamber, and the next thing we see is Clara's death from the end of Face The Raven. Before the Raven kills Clara, the Doctor extracts Clara from her timeline, prolonging her life. NO!! NO!!! NO!!!!!! Don't go there! The moment that raven freezes and Clara flees to Gallifrey, the episode becomes irredeemable. It just cannot be forgiven. This is just purely insulting on Steven Moffat's behalf, as whenever you go back and watch that amazing ending to Clara's storyline in Face The Raven, it is now completely gutted of any meaning. When you go back and watch Heaven Sent, from now on, it is meaningless! The four and a half billion years that the Doctor spent mourning Clara's death has no meaning. One of the very messages Clara gave the Doctor in Heaven Sent was for him to stop grieving over her death. Such a powerful message is now being ignored, and the exact opposite is being done instead!
 
One of the defences I've seen for Clara's return, is that there are in fact consequences for the Doctor's actions. It's said in the episode that the Doctor averting Clara's death risks fracturing time, threatening the universe itself. While I see where this defence is coming from, we never see that in the episode! The Doctor and Clara later go to the end of the universe, and it's completely fine! It's seen dying of natural causes, and Clara still being alive has had no consequences on it at all. If you think about it, this now means that the Doctor now the power to save anyone who ever died across all of time and space, and there are no consequences for him, the universe, or the timeline! My god, this episode!
 
After fatally damaging both itself and other episodes around it, Hell Bent carries on throughout the rest of its run-time, in a boring slowly-paced way that is littered with even more problems! When the Doctor and Clara try to escape the extraction chamber, the General tries to stop them, warning them of the consequences to their actions (which we never see!). Intent on saving Clara, the Doctor shoots the General. The Doctor … shoots the General. What is happening here? I don't believe for a second that the Doctor would actually do this, and it comes straight out of nowhere. Just a matter of minutes ago, the General made the decision to throw down his gun and join forces with the Doctor, instead of Rassilon. The General made an active decision to stand by the Doctor's side, and he just ends up shot by the man he chose to serve. The only conceivable reason I can see for why Steven Moffat thought this would be a good idea, is so that he could show the audience that Time Lords can regenerate both into a different gender and ethnicity. I have no problem with that, but why did you have to shoot the General, and in such a poorly-handled way? While he didn't contribute much overall, I really liked him and Ken Bones was perfectly cast in the role.
 
With the General shot, the Doctor and Clara escape into the Cloisters, which contains the Matrix. Here, we get a proper look at the Cloister Wraiths. But what was the point of them? They aren't scary or threatening – they just slide around the place in Time Lord robes and do nothing at all. So why do all the other characters keep building them up as this huge threat? I'm not entirely sure if Series 9 has featured anything more pointless at this stage. These scenes in the Cloisters build up a bit more on certain things that were said to the Veil in Heaven Sent. The Doctor explains to Clara that as a boy, he broke into the same Cloisters and learnt about the Hybrid. Terrified, the Doctor ran away from Gallifrey and has continued to do so ever since. Is it possible for this episode to get any more wrong at this point? All I can say is, how dare you? Steven Moffat, how dare you do this? It's been established since The War Games in 1969, that the Doctor ran away from Gallifrey because he was bored, and has since frequently shown that he disagrees with many of the Time Lord's attitudes. By saying that the Doctor ran from Gallifrey because he was scared, you make the Doctor less interesting as a character and dare to re-write the show's core mythology. I understand that Steven Moffat is the current showrunner, but there was one before him and they'll be one after him. Create your own stories, but what right have you got to tamper into the mythology of the show and change it in such a drastic way?
 
To rub salt into a wound, the episode keeps trying to distract us from the obvious, glaring problems that it has by giving us fan-service. While in the Cloisters, we see a Dalek, a Cyberman and Weeping Angels captured by the Matrix. At this point, I will not be distracted that easily from the major problems. The Dalek even says “Exterminate me!”. Judging from the way Steven Moffat screwed up Dalek continuity again in The Witch's Familiar, for all we know, the Dalek could have really been saying “Love me!”. When we eventually leave the Cloisters, it's through another TARDIS that the Doctor steals. This TARDIS is a replica of the original interior that we saw throughout the classic series. Under any other circumstances, it would be great to see this again, but this episode has got so much wrong, it just comes across as yet more fan-service to try and distract us from the episode's problems.
 
In an attempt to restore Clara's pulse and escape the Time Lords, the two travel right to the end of the universe. There, they meet Ashildr. Seeing as Ashildr is now immortal, it makes sense to see her here. However, other than provide a conclusion to the Hybrid story arc, there is no point to her being here. Just like Ohila's reappearance, it isn't necessary and ends up adding very little to the events of the actual episode. However, Ashildr does provides us with a supposed conclusion to the Hybrid story arc. Up to now, much like Series 9 itself, this story arc has been pretty good. But again, like Series 9, it's brought down drastically by this conclusion. The supposed conclusion to this story arc, is that the Hybrid isn't half-Dalek, half-Time Lord, but it is in fact the Doctor and Clara. This in itself is incredibly underwhelming, but what makes it even worse, is that it's not even a final answer. The Hybrid being the Doctor and Clara is something that Ashildr just guesses, and the rest of the characters are just happy to go with this. Last year's arc involving Missy keeping the Doctor and Clara together was underwhelming enough, but at least that arc had a definite answer and a conclusion that made sense! Here though, the Hybrid story arc has just become easily the worst one since the show's return.
 
Beginning to realize that he's gone too far, the Doctor realizes that there is no way he and Clara can continue traveling together and keep the universe safe at the same time. As a result, he tries to use a neural block to try and wipe Clara's memory of him. However, Clara tells him that she reversed the polarity of the neural block, meaning that if the Doctor uses it, he could be the one who ends up forgetting Clara. While it could be argued this is a re-tread of Donna's departure, it's actually the Doctor who ends up forgetting Clara. By now, this episode makes me want to go and punch a wall until it caves in. If Heaven Sent wasn't rendered completely pointless already by now, it certainly has here. The impact of Clara leaving him, the billions of years that the Doctor suffered in the confession dial, and all the growth that these two characters shared over the course of Series 7, 8 and 9 is now completely gone. For the Doctor, it never happened, and that might as well mean that it never happened for the audience. When Clara leaves, it's the Doctor that the audience are going to be following, not Clara! I hope I don't even have to explain why this episode is so damaging to both previous episodes and future ones.
 
So, now that the Doctor has forgotten Clara, it's time for her to pilot the stolen TARDIS from the Cloisters back to Gallifrey, so that she can return to the Trap Street where she died. Rather than finish the episode there, Steven Moffat has one last terrible move to make. Rather than go directly back to Gallifrey, both Clara and Ashildr pilot the other TARDIS, now stuck in the shape of an American Diner, and choose to go the long way round. Over the course of Series 9, it was made apparent that Clara was becoming more and more like the Doctor, and as Face The Raven proved, this has dangerous consequences, eventually leading to Clara's death. This was a powerful message, and showed why there should never be more than one Doctor – because it gets people killed. Rather than finish off with this poignant message, Steven Moffat has given Clara her own TARDIS. Not only does this overpower her as a companion, just as she was in The Name Of The Doctor and Listen, but this sends out much weaker messages. It's now okay to be exactly like the Doctor and have your own adventures in time and space, with no consequences! I really, really need to get to the conclusion now before I lose the will to live.
 
To try and sum up, while Heaven Sent showcased Steven Moffat's writing strengths, Hell Bent does the exact opposite. I have never known an episode with as many problems as Hell Bent and it is by far the weakest series finale to date. Episodes like Love & Monsters and The Doctor, The Widow & The Wardrobe are pretty bad and arguably even worse than this episode, but at least their poor quality was self-contained. Hell Bent is the most damaging episode of Doctor Who there has ever been. It dares to re-write established mythology dating back to the 1960s, completely screws up the story arcs of Series 9, and wastes Gallifrey's return by instead choosing to spend more time ruining Clara's ending – an ending which was superb by itself! I dread to think what the near-future now holds for Doctor Who, as Gallifrey's return is now completely wasted and has no foreseeable way of being rescued. Just as the series got back to the kind of quality it should be at, it has been torn down and left to rot again. I only hope that the upcoming Christmas special, The Husbands Of River Song, can salvage some of the mess that's been left here. But to end on a slightly happier note though, I did like the Doctor's new sonic screwdriver. That was something …
 
 
Hell Bent

3/10

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